I have come to realize that, in retirement, I am a "kept" man.
My loving wife, Adinete, bless her heart, keeps me well fed, makes sure I stay healthy, and keeps me on a regular exercise program.
In addition to those important maintenance items, she makes sure that I do not spend lavishly by keeping me on a frugal allowance so she can save for necessities.
She always accompanies me when I go downtown to protect me from being kidnapped by some conniving woman.
In short, she keeps me on a short leash to make sure I do not let myself get into any trouble now that I have so much "free" time on my hands.
Yes, I am a "kept" man and I enjoy every minute of it!
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